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I have no idea what I'm doing with my life

myutsuu:

when artists think that just adding breasts to a character makes her an adult but forget to change the facial structure to matchimage

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

catandbear-savetheworld:

philmedan:

howlbedamned:

amazingdankickzthestickz:

thephandirectory:

commanderofships:

DANIEL HOWELL U NAUGHTY MAN

Jesus fucking christ Dan

BUT HE LOOKS SO DAMN WELL

DA(M)N HOWELL

sexy-erotic-howell

My feelings for Dan are so weird because I don’t really fancy him but I have days here and there where his attractiveness hits me like a train and I never see it coming

catandbear-savetheworld:

philmedan:

howlbedamned:

amazingdankickzthestickz:

thephandirectory:

commanderofships:

DANIEL HOWELL U NAUGHTY MAN

Jesus fucking christ Dan

BUT HE LOOKS SO DAMN WELL

DA(M)N HOWELL

sexy-erotic-howell

My feelings for Dan are so weird because I don’t really fancy him but I have days here and there where his attractiveness hits me like a train and I never see it coming

dontscreamitsonlyreality:

geopunk:

sloth-grunge:

geopunk:

geopunk:

what is it called when u kill a friend

homiecide

murder

homiecide

murder

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

kelsium:

You can tell a girl she’s smart her whole life, encourage her in school, buy her a chemistry set, send her to math camp, help her apply for college scholarships in STEM fields, and she’s still eventually going to walk into a classroom, a lab, or a job interview and have some man dismiss her existence, deny her funding, pass her over for a promotion, or take credit for her work. How about you work on getting those assholes out of power and quit telling me not to call girls pretty.

postmodernismruinedme:

shitgordonramsaysays:

middle1:

Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them

I have a deep need for this.

The thing is, he would probably do this.

theprettyblonde:

Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life

skittykay:

Thanks, Hot Topic, you made me smile.

skittykay:

Thanks, Hot Topic, you made me smile.

msjewbooty:

*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem

moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

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poetic:

He’s got me feeling some type of way.

poetic:

He’s got me feeling some type of way.

p1013:

devildoll:

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

this never changes no matter how old you are

#one time I literally broke my leg